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- If teen spirit was cock spirit
- If Jim Sweeney was an elephant
- If cocaine was cockcaine
- If surfers were cocks
- Kneeprints in the Sand
- If the City of Lights was the City of Cocks
- If Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory was Willy Wonka...
- If melanin was cockanin
- If the color green was the color of cocks
- Even if Taco Bell was Cocko Bell
- If the National Collegiate Athletic Association wa...
- If the vernal equinox was the vernal cockquinox
- If the Periodic Table of Elements was the Periodic...
- If basketballs were cocks
- If Irish people were cocks
- If Holy Cross was Holy Cock
- If bananas were cocks
- If your dead grandmother was a dead cock
- If going up for a layup was going down for a cock
- If disc golf was dicks golf
- If Project Runway was Project Cock
- If Costco was Cockco
- If clockhands were cocks
- If Skip-Bo cards were cocks
- If watching NCAA basketball was watching cock
- If comments were cocks
- If cumulonimbus was cockulonimbus
- If "more cowbell" was "more cockbell"
- If state nicknames were cock nicknames
- If message boards were cock boards
- If 4-wheel drive was 4-cock drive
- If grade school matriculation was cock
- If the coup de grace was the cock de grace
- If near-sightedness was cock-sightedness
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2 comments:
"Picture him, at the sight of the airborne cock, darting toward it; eyes locked on his target, jowls flapping, rippling in the wind as he accelerates, mouth readied, tongue hanging way out the side, and of course, slobbering like Pavlov's St. Bernard outside a church on sunday (bells). wow.,.....a beautiful thing really."
--Uncle Jesse
wow. That is the most beautful thing I've ever imagined.
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