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- If the magician's magic box were his magic cocks
- If the Federal Bureau of Investigation was the Fed...
- If dictators were dicktators
- If the Central Intelligence Agency was the Cock Sm...
- If apprehending European criminals was apprehendin...
- If champagne was cock pain
- If Pinot Noir was Penis Noir
- If Sauvignon Blanc was Sauvignon Cock
- If 32,000 feet was 32,000 cocks
- If my humps were my cocks
- And if Emergency Medical Treatment was Emergency G...
- If the Heimlech Maneuver was the Cocklick Maneuver
- If chicken bones were cock bones
- If phenylalanine was phenylcockanine
- If antioxidants were anticockcidants
- If cocktails were actually made with cock
- If chickpeas were cockpeas
- If "Stop, Drop, and Roll" was "Stop, Drop, and Suc...
- Q: How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
- If fish feces were fish cocks
- If chromosomes were homosomes
- If the double-helix was the double-cocklix
- If carabiners were cockabiners
- If Alcoholics Anonymous was Cockaholics Anonymous ...
- If 3-Way Chili was 3-Way Cock
- If Stanley Kubrick was Stanley Cockbrick
- If fancy cars were fancy cocks
- If Arabic was Aradick
- If golf caddies were cock caddies
- If bright-eyed and bushy-tailed were cock-eyed and...
- If the Sun was a giant ball of cock gas
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1 comment:
Uncle Jesse: Hey Jim, socially speaking would you consider yourself a dictator?
Jim Sweeney: Well, I suppose. I do seem to have command over all the group activities.
UJ: Well then, why don't you tell me how the dick tate, BITCH??!?!
JS: DEE-Licious!
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