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- If precious gemstones were precious cocks
- If hip openers were lip openers
- If sanity was heterosexuality
- Jim Sweeney's favorite Herbie MANN album
- If Glade Plug-ins were Butt Plug-ins
- If John Hancock was John Handcock
- If the Constitutional Convention had been the Cock...
- If coonskin caps were cockskin caps
- If hypodermic needles were hypodermic cocks
- If anesthesia was administered with hypodermic cocks
- If coalmining was cockmining
- If coal was cock
- If prostitution was cockstitution
- If Bonaroo was Cockaroo
- If Lollapalooza was Cockapalooza
- If Lord of the Flies was Lord of the Cocks
- If social ostracization was social cockstracization
- Even though the cochlea is just a part of your ear
- If rice patties were cock patties
- If the New York Stock Exchange was the New York Co...
- If upright bass was upright cock
- If condensation was cockdensation
- If cacti were cockti
- If bombs bursting in air were balls bursting on ass
- If broad stripes were broad cocks
- If ramparts were cockparts
- If knee-jerk patriotism was cock-jerk patriotism
- If the Star-Spangled Banner was the Cock-Spangled ...
- If Independence Day was Cock Dependence Day
- If lists were cocks
- If tea bags were, well, tea bags
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1 comment:
I fucking love the "watching o'er them"!
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