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- If teen spirit was cock spirit
- If Jim Sweeney was an elephant
- If cocaine was cockcaine
- If surfers were cocks
- Kneeprints in the Sand
- If the City of Lights was the City of Cocks
- If Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory was Willy Wonka...
- If melanin was cockanin
- If the color green was the color of cocks
- Even if Taco Bell was Cocko Bell
- If the National Collegiate Athletic Association wa...
- If the vernal equinox was the vernal cockquinox
- If the Periodic Table of Elements was the Periodic...
- If basketballs were cocks
- If Irish people were cocks
- If Holy Cross was Holy Cock
- If bananas were cocks
- If your dead grandmother was a dead cock
- If going up for a layup was going down for a cock
- If disc golf was dicks golf
- If Project Runway was Project Cock
- If Costco was Cockco
- If clockhands were cocks
- If Skip-Bo cards were cocks
- If watching NCAA basketball was watching cock
- If comments were cocks
- If cumulonimbus was cockulonimbus
- If "more cowbell" was "more cockbell"
- If state nicknames were cock nicknames
- If message boards were cock boards
- If 4-wheel drive was 4-cock drive
- If grade school matriculation was cock
- If the coup de grace was the cock de grace
- If near-sightedness was cock-sightedness
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2 comments:
He would also peel bananas with his teeth.
Yeah, and if he was the ice cream he would be squirming around like crazy, rubbing himself in between those bananas like a giddy little school girl.
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