Sunday, November 9, 2008

If antibiotics were cocks

Jim Sweeney would've taken way too many to be immune to anything. 

Thursday, August 7, 2008

This just in:

Jim Sweeney to fill hole in Packer offense. 

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

If Chumbawumba were Cumbawumba

Jim Sweeney would get knocked down, but he'd be up the entire time.
(Concept by Uncle Brenty)

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

If Captain Jean Luc Picard were Captain Jean Luc Dickhard

Jim Sweeney would go VERY boldly where no ostensibly straight man has gone before. Like, disturbingly boldly. 

Monday, August 4, 2008

If Mick Jagger had been Dick Jagger

He never would've written the song "Satisfaction." Because of Jim Sweeney. 

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Thursday, July 24, 2008

If Batman were Scatman

Master Sweeney would be one Dark Knight, alright! 

Saturday, July 19, 2008

If multi-touch interface were multi-cocks inyourface

I don't know. Jim Sweeney would probably eat a fucking iPhone. 

Thursday, July 17, 2008

If A Few Good Men were A Few Gay Men

Private Jim Sweeney would certainly be able to handle the "truth," (about Tom Cruise's sexuality). 
Contributed by Uncle Brenty

Sunday, April 6, 2008

If piña coladas were penis coladas

Jim Sweeney would constantly be getting caught in the "rain."

Wednesday, February 20, 2008

On cold winter nights

Giuseppi Sweeney loves feeling stuffed from MANicotti.
(contributed by Durty Aunt Kris)