Thursday, August 7, 2008

This just in:

Jim Sweeney to fill hole in Packer offense. 

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

If Chumbawumba were Cumbawumba

Jim Sweeney would get knocked down, but he'd be up the entire time.
(Concept by Uncle Brenty)

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

If Captain Jean Luc Picard were Captain Jean Luc Dickhard

Jim Sweeney would go VERY boldly where no ostensibly straight man has gone before. Like, disturbingly boldly. 

Monday, August 4, 2008

If Mick Jagger had been Dick Jagger

He never would've written the song "Satisfaction." Because of Jim Sweeney.