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- If precious gemstones were precious cocks
- If hip openers were lip openers
- If sanity was heterosexuality
- Jim Sweeney's favorite Herbie MANN album
- If Glade Plug-ins were Butt Plug-ins
- If John Hancock was John Handcock
- If the Constitutional Convention had been the Cock...
- If coonskin caps were cockskin caps
- If hypodermic needles were hypodermic cocks
- If anesthesia was administered with hypodermic cocks
- If coalmining was cockmining
- If coal was cock
- If prostitution was cockstitution
- If Bonaroo was Cockaroo
- If Lollapalooza was Cockapalooza
- If Lord of the Flies was Lord of the Cocks
- If social ostracization was social cockstracization
- Even though the cochlea is just a part of your ear
- If rice patties were cock patties
- If the New York Stock Exchange was the New York Co...
- If upright bass was upright cock
- If condensation was cockdensation
- If cacti were cockti
- If bombs bursting in air were balls bursting on ass
- If broad stripes were broad cocks
- If ramparts were cockparts
- If knee-jerk patriotism was cock-jerk patriotism
- If the Star-Spangled Banner was the Cock-Spangled ...
- If Independence Day was Cock Dependence Day
- If lists were cocks
- If tea bags were, well, tea bags
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1 comment:
This one was pretty funny. Still, it wasn't funny enough to make up for the fact that there was no entry on July 3!
If this blog was cock, Jim Sweeney would have been really depressed on July 3.
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