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- If la cosa nostra were la cocka nostra
- If burgers were cocks
- If buckeyes were cockeyes
- Q: Where will Jim Sweeney be in about 40 years?
- If honeybees were cockbees
- If leather bound books were leather bound cocks
- If pumping iron were pumping cocks
- If gang colors were cock colors
- If drive-by shootings were drive-by bukakke
- If gobstoppers were man balls
- If Sweeney were Weenie
- If Sun Protection Factor were Cock Protection Factor
- If sunscreen were cockscreen
- If trumpets were cocks
- If tropical storms were cockipal storms
- If cookouts were cockouts
- If going incognito were going incocknito
- If the Black Crows were the Black Cocks
- If Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were Teenage Mutan...
- If Caucasian were Cockasian
- If Cockney accents were, well, Cockney accents
- If Orthodox were Orthococks
- If keeping kosher was keeping cocksure
- If the Diabeetus was the Cockabeetus
- If A Clockwork Orange were A Cockwork Orange
- Q: If a cock falls in the forest, does Jim Sweeney...
- If country clubs were cock clubs
- If architecture were cockitecture
- If fossil fuels were cocks
- If Jim Sweeney was a Transformer
- If diamonds were cocks
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2 comments:
Okay this is all screwed up. Why does Jim want protection from cocks? I think Jim would use SPF-0. Or maybe wear no cockscreen at all and just risk getting cockburned.
Um....it says SPF -500. "-" as in "negative."
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